How do
we know that Jesus was a Jew?
He lived at home until he was 30.
He went into his father's business.
His mother thought he was a god.
"Life
is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over
much too soon."
Woody Allen
What is the difference between an Italian wife and a Jewish wife?
An Italian wife tells her husband to buy Viagra; a Jewish wife tells her husband to buy Pfizer
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
Groucho Marx
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